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You’ve reached the new website for WheresCarter.com - currently under construction. I’m moving to a new host and new site format to...
Fat Lip, Skinny Booty Fake T…
Audio MP3Audio MP3 Everytime I go to LA (or watch TV) I see more and more women with gigantic alien lips. Of course the boob jobs, lipo, nose...
Domo Arigato Mister Tomato
Here’s an abbreviated 1 minute version of the tomato eating punishment video. I can’t...
Baby Boy Murphy
This is a song about one of my favorite people, Kendall Murphy, who passed away right around...
Stinkeye
Audio MP3Audio MP3This song is sort of a milestone for me because it’s the first time I have...
All I Have Is What I Had
Audio MP3Audio MP3Most of you got the last post before I went off to the desert, where due to...
